#!/bin/bash
alert=/tmp/alert.wav
TERM=dumb
wget -q 'http://soundbible.com/grab.php?id=1911&type=wav' -O $alert
mplayer -quiet -really-quiet -nojoystick -noconsolecontrols -nomouseinput -nolirc -noar -loop 2 $alert &
sleep 3
say -v Samantha 'Warning: please evacuate the premises.'
sleep 5
say -v Veena    'Warning: the base will self destruct in 2 minutes.'
sleep 5
say -v Samantha 'Warning: no, the base will not self destruct, just evacuate the premises.'
sleep 5
say -v Veena    'Warning: the base will self destruct in 1 minute 30 seconds.'
sleep 2
say -v Samantha "Warning: no, it won't. Don't listen to her, just evacuate the premises."
sleep 5
say -v Kathy    -r 300 'WARNING!  HELP ME!'
sleep 1
say -v Veena    'Warning: the base will self destruct in 1 minute.'
sleep 3
say -v Samantha "Warning: Listen, this is just an exercise, Just evacuate the premises."
sleep 5
say -v Veena    'Warning: the base will self destruct in 30 seconds!'
sleep 2
say -v Samantha "Warning: Shut up! Don't frighten the people! Just evacuate the premises."
sleep 5
say -v Samantha 'See! Told you so, all is finished now.  Hey, people, come back!'
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