#!/bin/bash

alias man='echo PCU: Please use "person" instead. #'
alias person='command man'

alias no='command yes n #'

alias mail='echo PCU: Please use "gendre" instead. #'
alias gendre='command mail'

alias touch='echo PCU: To "touch" is inappropriate in a PC environment. #'

alias more='echo PCU: More, more, always "more"!  Can'\\\''t you try "less" for once? #'

alias latex='echo PCU: Please use "kleenex" instead. #'
alias kleenex='command latext'

alias kill='echo PCU: How retrograde!  Please use "euthanise" instead. #'
alias euthanise='command kill'